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1. Never ignore them: This might be funny but the first rule of se x and breasts is that you must involve them in the sexual action. [Most] Women love to have their breasts touched and it would be unfair to let those twin jugs feel lonely. 2. Never hit them sharply: Ladies have complained over and over again that some guys attack it the way Floyd Mayweather used to attack- with no sign of civility or gentleness. Please cease and desist. Like a man’s balls, a direct blow to the breasts can yield intense pain to women so avoid hitting them intentionally or by mistake. 3. Don’t mash them: You are not looking for cancer, neither are you kneading dough for chin chin. Gently, sir, gently. 4. Never try to twist and rotate the boobs as if you’re squeezing clothes to dry. Yes I know sometimes it’s tempting but going beyond the boob’s elastic limit . The breasts may look flexible and responsible to twisting, but there is an elastic limit which, if breached, you begin to give the owner of the boobs intense pain. 5. Never turn pinching to an attack. Yes, it is okay to pinch the boobs lightly. But a handshake that goes beyond the shoulder is an attack, same with the breast. You are not crushing a bug. 6. Never lick them like a child licks plate after a sweet meal. Licking is one of the way to please a woman’s breasts. Still, you must be dignified as you do it, don’t make it look like you’re trying to lick paint off a chinaware. 7. Never juggle/jiggle them, you are not at the circus; I know you need to shake the bottle of some drinks so the ingredients would mix properly but it is not same with boobs.